Cyborgneticz @Cyborgneticz@scholar.social

Ancient Aliens just told me that swords are made by aliens and plagues are also aliens so just a fyi we got a bad case of aliens

Parasocial relationships are a lot.
Recently people have started expecting a lot from me, a lot more than I can give.
I love sharing. I love bonding with people. I love teaching. But I am a person with an illness that makes me seize if I get too stressed. And I'm getting stressed.
I can't handle the intrusions into my personal life or heightened expectations. I entertain a lot of that On Here because I'm worried about doxxing. I want to connect, but I also want boundaries.
So here's a bit 1/

Making a grocery list is just workshopping your voresona

I love that journaling started with Puritans being like 'I need to record my failings'
which makes my current journal a historical reenactment

so what other things grow on trees that you wouldn't think grow on trees?

okay that premise is fucking hilarious. instead of responding to "how are you" with "let me tell you a fucking story"
I'd say "amazing, just wow"

just enjoying the last day of break by being intensely online.

definitely thought olives grew on bushes and that the 'trees' were a misnomer.
today is off to a weird one.

being a fake family vlogger seems pretty entertaining, just create an entirely fake family and develop lore

anyone know how/where I can get some brain dead shirts that don't cost a billion dollars

complaining is probably the thing I enjoy doing most. if I cease complaining, I've been possessed by a very positive ghost

oh man I love hating on shit

mmm I want some brain dead button ups but also they're sold out and I'm not paying over $100 for a fucking shirt

celebrity is such a fucking vacuous term atm with the expansiveness of our media. like who the hell are 99% of these people - don't know, don't care. I'm old.

me: I'm watching this youtuber cody ko
my partner: you know he's famous right
me: well I've never heard of him
my partner: uh
me: whatever you say

you ever watch a video knowing "this will be bad" but underestimate the badness and then are scarred
yeah
just me reflecting on the pickup artist in the wild video I watched this morning

I'm screaming at how relatable this kid is 😂

O a student you love who is clever and charming but also does jack shit?

Who hasn't known that kid, been that kid, or had that kid as a student

Rushmore is a movie that holds up

I really liked 'French Dispatch'
a review of the movie said Wes Anderson is a literary filmmaker, and god that makes so much sense