NICKNAMES FOR WORKMATES IN AUSTRALIA

Wicket keeper: puts on gloves and stands back
Harvey Norman: 3 years no interest
Sensor light: only works if someone walks past
Noodles: thinks all jobs take 2 minutes
Blister: appears when the hard work is done
Showbag: full of shit
Lantern: not very bright and has to be carried
Deck chair: always folds under pressure
Perth: 3 hours behind everyone else
G-spot: you can never find him
Bushranger: holds everyone up
Wheelbarrow: only works when he's pushed
Limo: carries about 8 people
Cordless: charges all night but only works for 2 hours

@peemee ha! I used to chef in a pasta joint and my standard answer for "how long for table x?" was always two minutes! Totally a noodle!

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@peemee related: that's were I got the name kid meatball

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