Me: this is more of a cat than a question
Lecturer: ??
Me: *gently lobs a cat onto the stage*
@Cyborgneticz like this cat
*gently lobs*
@Sargoth I love the word "lobs"
@MxCraven gotta be gentle with the cat
it's fragile
a hurl would be too much; a throw too rough; but a lob is just right
@Sargoth True. A lob gives a very nice parabolic curve, perfect for a cat to get oriented to the ground, and prepare the suspension for impact.
@MxCraven you understand these things, I see
@Sargoth I throw our dog onto the sofa regularly.
That is more of a throw than a lob, admittedly
@Sargoth Oh yes, one of the best ways to distract me from a lecture!
@mplouffe and, not to mention, ten times better than a comment
@Sargoth something very like this happened in my school once
Best lecture ever
@noctiluca and the most memorable, to boot
I mean lob
@Sargoth many things could be improved by gently lobbing a cat at it
@Sargoth your posts are gifts