"RE: Economics Journal submission
We have received your manuscript "The bizarre economics of academic publishing: why volunteer peer reviewers should rise up and demand payment from for-profit journals: we have elected not to send it out for review."
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"Your manuscript 'Don't Pay $25 to Access Any of the Articles in this Journal: A Review of Preprint Repositories and Author Willingness to Email PDF Copies for Free' has also been rejected, but nice try."