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Dear hiring committee members,

Your insistence that you are "not hiring for any tenure track positions in bioethics at the moment," is an interesting opening gambit in our negotiations, and I applaud your persistence on this point after so many emails

My counter-offer, that you are indeed hiring a tenure track professor and compensating very generously, remains firm, however I am willing to haggle over the following minor points ...

FOUNDER: That what they consider intimacy is only a shadow of what we experience in the end, we will redouble our shipbuilding efforts and then eliminate them. Odo is a solid.

Mention of alcohol ; Story of Canada 

plastics are made from long chains of carbon molecules and lies

It is difficult to imagine a media franchise that would not be improved by the introduction of Weyoun

~ Cap 'n Bucky's Big Gay Wedding ~

Act 1 scene 1


Cap: Bucky my love, I dreamed that Thanos had killed you!

Bucky: Shh, it was all a bad dream

Cap: I also dreamed that we had to constantly exchange conspicuously heterosexual anecdotes

Bucky: Oh you silly one, of course not

Cap and Bucky together: Because we have a big gay wedding to plan!

🎢 [Upbeat music starts playing because yes THIS IS A MUSICAL] 🎢

It has all the characters you love!

🍍 Cap
🍍 Bucky
🍍 American Imperialism personified as a sociopathic billionaire (he's like a comic villain who learns the errors of his ways and gives up Capitalism)
🍍 Wonder Woman and all the lesbians
🍍 Jeffrey Combs as Weyoun and several other un-named characters

Every time I see the word "praxis" go by on my feed, I laugh at my own praxis jokes and become EVEN MORE POWERFUL

Strong language 

Academic hot take 

Folx in science, do you store data and/or code online, and what do you prefer e.g.


Did I miss any?

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