The research fairy @bgcarlisle@scholar.social
- Pronouns
- he (fine) / they (better)
"I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear"
"Move slow and fix things"
Joined Apr 2017
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Personal limit announcement
The 
symbol means that a reply would be unwelcome, or maybe that there's a certain kind of reply that would be unwelcome
If you ignore it, I might ask you to have the unwelcome conversation you're trying to have with me somewhere else
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*Procranspiration*:
1 noun. the act of getting inspired or overexcited about new projects when you should definitively be working on something else.
2 noun. The act of sweating about how unproductive your day was.
Source: my experience today.
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MN Politics, police
Guilty on all accounts. ✨
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Photo of Chauvin EC
Photo at the guilty, he really looks in disbelief
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Derek Chauvin found guilty of all charges in murder of George Floyd https://www.scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/3130365/derek-chauvin-found-found-guilty-murder-george
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Guilty on one count.
Guilty on two counts.
Guilty on all three counts, ah ha ha ha.
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can I get a "fuck the pigs" going on this site
Food
Es gibt Rauchertofajitas!
I went
For a run!!
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I want to build a fort of books and live in that fort.
No reading. Just an academic and their book fort.
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I finally got a new backup hard drive and was able to move a bunch of big files off my computer
My computer has been bumping up against the upper limit of its internal hard drive capacity for years
And I always underestimate how much of a difference that makes
Wow, it's like having a brand new computer!
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Markov bot text
DAMAR: Who are you to be getting anywhere with him.
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curl is in the Mars Helicopter mission: https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2021/04/19/mars-2020-helicopter-contributor/
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there is no such thing as a "natural number" they're all made up
Watched an episode of The Twilight Zone
Looking through job ads for careers that allow me to yell THE STATE HAS PROVEN THAT THERE IS NO GOD through a loudspeaker from a high podium at the greatest number of people
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galactize (v)
to make into milk
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G272.5
Protection
from witch
by spitting.
- Pronouns
- he (fine) / they (better)
"I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear"
"Move slow and fix things"
Joined Apr 2017
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