The research fairy 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 @bgcarlisle@scholar.social

Tfw someone should do a study

A union for peer-reviewers when

Don't bring propositional logic to an inferential statistics fight

Dear hiring committee members,

Your insistence that you are "not hiring for any tenure track positions in bioethics at the moment," is an interesting opening gambit in our negotiations, and I applaud your persistence on this point after so many emails

My counter-offer, that you are indeed hiring a tenure track professor and compensating very generously, remains firm, however I am willing to haggle over the following minor points ...

The E in German elevators is for "Entschuldigung"

You can totes predict what side people are going to come down on this issue based on whether they're a white man or not

Oh no the men in the audience came to his defence

Audience member called them on their bullshit, good

What do you know

A speaker at a later, unrelated session decided to low-key cast doubt on the veracity of the speaker who spoke out about bullying

There was a talk about plagiarism and bullying in academia

Unfortunately very familiar emotions

"You didn't make any ethical recommendations. All these comments are about the methods!"

Oh no Vinay Prasad didn't come :(

Pay peer reviewers

"Do you agree with me? And if so, put it on your slides"

It's conference o'clock!

If the revolution in academia that you're planning is gonna mean that I don't get paid this month and I don't get credit for my work

Maybe you're not planning a revolution

Maybe you're just reducing competition for tenure track positions because you have rich parents

⚠️ NOTICE ⚠️

It has been

00 DAYS

since the last
academic paper rejection

I feel like I haven't given enough context for this

The first time I submitted this paper to a journal, it was 2017 February 7

That's slightly over 3 years *after* the work was done

Not 3 years to write it

Three years to *place it in a journal*

I made a folder for each time I submitted it to a new journal, and there's over 30 of them

When I started drafting it, Obama was president

This particular monkey has been on my back for way too long and now it's gone

Tfw your ILL comes in