The research fairy @bgcarlisle@scholar.social

* Done quickly
* Done correctly
* Interesting result

Choose two

They published our paper today!

BMJ: Trials that say “maybe”: the disconnect between exploratory and confirmatory testing after drug approval

http://www.bmj.com/content/360/bmj.k959 #bioethics

Way too meta for a souvenir

"Feast on my brethren, for they are caged, I am not, and they cannot stop me from selling them to be consumed for my profit"

"Due to ongoing administrative errors and the cost it would require to resolve them at this point, the croquet, crochet and cricket clubs will be combined. We apologise for the confusion."

I wasn't kidding

~ In a jewelry store ~

Me: Have you got any haunted or magically cursed amulets? Hahaha

Store owner: Hahaha good one (waits for the other customer to leave the store) Follow me

I'm tired of laws being made by corporations

Because to vote with my dollars, I have to remember which corporations are good queer allies

And now I think I have permanent vision damage from rolling my eyes so hard just having typed that

"I know you all came for the bluegrass music but I hope you'll indulge me in a little stylistic change for this next one. It's in the screamo genre, and it's called: 'Wash your dishes and stop leaving them by the sink in the lab kitchenette.' And a one and a two ..."

So there's a Manhattan but no Womanhattan

* Sips tea *

I just saw what looked like a very bright shooting star

Pro-tip:

If you want to include an abstract in your R markdown that contains inline code, do not use the "abstract" header (it will not process code)

Instead, use this:

<div custom-style = "Abstract">**Abstract**

Introduction: ...</div>