The research fairy π§ββοΈ π @bgcarlisle@scholar.social
- Research group
- http://www.translationalethics.com/
- Pronouns
- he (fine) / they (better)
"I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear"
Queer; academic
Joined Apr 2017
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A union for peer-reviewers when
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Don't bring propositional logic to an inferential statistics fight
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Dear hiring committee members,
Your insistence that you are "not hiring for any tenure track positions in bioethics at the moment," is an interesting opening gambit in our negotiations, and I applaud your persistence on this point after so many emails
My counter-offer, that you are indeed hiring a tenure track professor and compensating very generously, remains firm, however I am willing to haggle over the following minor points ...
Me, when sleepy: dodo doDO DODO
FOUNDER: That what they consider intimacy is only a shadow of what we experience in the end, we will redouble our shipbuilding efforts and then eliminate them. Odo is a solid.
Someone: *mentions the moon*
Me: fuck yeah! The Moon!
Mention of alcohol ; Story of Canada
The most sleepy of kitties.
plastics are made from long chains of carbon molecules and lies
It is difficult to imagine a media franchise that would not be improved by the introduction of Weyoun
~ Cap 'n Bucky's Big Gay Wedding ~
Act 1 scene 1
INTERIOR BEDROOM / DAY
Cap: Bucky my love, I dreamed that Thanos had killed you!
Bucky: Shh, it was all a bad dream
Cap: I also dreamed that we had to constantly exchange conspicuously heterosexual anecdotes
Bucky: Oh you silly one, of course not
Cap and Bucky together: Because we have a big gay wedding to plan!
πΆ [Upbeat music starts playing because yes THIS IS A MUSICAL] πΆ
It has all the characters you love!
π Cap
π Bucky
π American Imperialism personified as a sociopathic billionaire (he's like a comic villain who learns the errors of his ways and gives up Capitalism)
π Wonder Woman and all the lesbians
π Jeffrey Combs as Weyoun and several other un-named characters
Friemds: what's the best Garak episode??
A wild turkey just wandered up to my house in Montreal?
Every time I see the word "praxis" go by on my feed, I laugh at my own praxis jokes and become EVEN MORE POWERFUL
America dollars: "They look super fake!!"
The DNA in your logo is left-handed
And you should feel bad
Strong language
Strong language
Academic hot take
Folx in science, do you store data and/or code online, and what do you prefer e.g.
- https://zenodo.org/
- http://osf.io/
- https://dataverse.org/
- https://datadryad.org/
Did I miss any?
- Research group
- http://www.translationalethics.com/
- Pronouns
- he (fine) / they (better)
"I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear"
Queer; academic
Joined Apr 2017
