The research fairy 😷 🧚♂️ 🌈 @bgcarlisle@scholar.social
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"I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear"
Queer; academic
Joined Apr 2017
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Dear hiring committee members,
Your insistence that you are "not hiring for any tenure track positions in bioethics at the moment," is an interesting opening gambit in our negotiations, and I applaud your persistence on this point after so many emails
My counter-offer, that you are indeed hiring a tenure track professor and compensating very generously, remains firm, however I am willing to haggle over the following minor points ...
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food, cravings
chinese food
just
pounds of kung pao
US debate
We hate-watched a Voyager
It was a bad, forgettable episode
Still, better than watching America's racist grandpas yell at each other
US debate
Okay no I'm not doing this
Fuck both of you I'm out
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Pandemic streetwear
@bgcarlisle oh no 😂
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Jailbreak your Roomba to dig out the spyware and make it do sick jumps down your stairway railing and other tricks
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How to calculate Fleiss’ kappa from a Numbat extractions export https://blog.bgcarlisle.com/2020/09/29/how-to-calculate-fleiss-kappa-from-a-numbat-extractions-export/
> How to calculate Fleiss’ kappa from a Numbat extractions export
Oh jeez I just saw 8 Filtered's in a row go by on my timeline
Not today, headaches!!
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Pandemic streetwear
It took me a LOT of stitching to make, but how cool is this mask?
The sound of rain is so soothing
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Just saying "Microsoft Github" is usually enough to make my point
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Editorialized snark about Microsoft Github and ICE
Microsoft Github renewing $200k contract with ICE
"At GitHub, we believe in basic human rights," said Friedman, and then he laughed and laughed
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(To the tune of Elanor Rigby)
🎶 Microsoft Github 🎶
Making additions to my "If I ever become a principal investigator" file based on emotions from today
Current level of trust in certain researchers is 00%
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Boy I wish I could actually criticize bad behaviour of people in my research institution without it being career-limiting
Also: thing that I really appreciate about Star Trek
We see a lot of examples of authorities believing women
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- he (fine) / they (better)
"I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear"
Queer; academic
Joined Apr 2017
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