~ Searching through the Rare Books collection in the university library ~
Librarian: Can I help you? Are you looking for something?
Me: Yeah, so there has to be like a cursed amulet or something that I can use to trap Alexa, Siri and Cortana in forever, right?
Librarian: Haha (waits for other patron to leave) follow me
@bgcarlisle Hmm...I know we haven't cataloged everything in our Special Collections. We should all go delve in our Archives and get together to share results!
@bgcarlisle wait is this before or after they were released in products?
@bgcarlisle To quote the great Sadie Doyle, "I would watch that TV show."
@bgcarlisle Is there a Kindle version?
Can confirm. Grandmother's a librarian.
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