~ Playing Mario Party ~
You landed on an ally square! You get an ally!
*Koopa lowers on to my square*
Koopa: Actually, in some ways it's even harder to be a straight person in a queer spa—
Me: *Shuts game off* WHO WANTS TO PLAY TICKET TO RIDE
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