Avengers 31: Cap 'n Bucky's big gay wedding!!
Subtitle: "They're not just friends!!!"
Sub-subtitle: [Is somehow an obscene hand gesture to indicate that they are doing "it"]
@bgcarlisle (what is "it"?)
@bgcarlisle *Bucky, with a huge grin on his face, smashes a plate with a picture of the Hydra logo on it* OPAAAAAAAAA!
@sandrockcstm I would write this out into a full 2-hour screenplay if I thought there was a chance in hell that Disney would buy it
@sandrockcstm The lights dim and an unfamiliar voice says the activation words over the sound system
And as a brainwashed agent, he can't help it. His programming forces him to ...
[Partway through the dance number]
An older man with an accent pulls Cap aside and hands him a piece of paper with another activation phrase for Bucky and says, "This is what to use if you want him to absolutely destroy you tonight"
*Cap nods, awkwardly*
Older man: That's a sexual euph—
Cap: I GOT IT
@bgcarlisle Oh my God I'm dying .
@sandrockcstm This thing writes itself
Who do I contact to make this happen.
@bgcarlisle Maybe try firstname.lastname@example.org?
Please find attached an unsolicited screenplay for "Avengers 31: Cap 'n Bucky's big gay wedding" as well as an invoice for: $ million dollar.
No edits will be required. I expect to start filming within the week.
The research fairy
@sandrockcstm I can't believe Walter never got back to me
@bgcarlisle Me neither! Clearly they aren't taking you seriously.
Have you considered showing up on their front porch to demonstrate how dedicated you are to the project?
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