Dear hiring committee members,
Your insistence that you are "not hiring for any tenure track positions in bioethics at the moment," is an interesting opening gambit in our negotiations, and I applaud your persistence on this point after so many emails
My counter-offer, that you are indeed hiring a tenure track professor and compensating very generously, remains firm, however I am willing to haggle over the following minor points ...
@bgcarlisle this so much
@bgcarlisle what… does any of this mean?
@meena It's a joke about job prospects for young career PhD's in bioethics like me
@bgcarlisle a…h joke. i see
i'm going to sleep now, and hope i'm better at this tomorrow
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