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Personal voice assistant grumbles 

> Hey Alexa, play "Kitchen Party" playlist

Alexa: I'd love to, but your license for this playlist is valid for personal use only, and I can hear 4 distinct voices currently in your kitchen. This is corroborated by your Ring body-heat indoor security sensor. DRM compliance officers have been dispatched, and a note has been made in your social credit file. Would you like to purchase a group use license for this music?

> :t_blink:

Personal voice assistant grumbles 

@bgcarlisle
Please drink mountain dew for one song before officers arrive

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