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Getting anxiety when I see Google Drive in the background of a coworker's computer, helpfully offering to sync the entire contents of my USB drive that I quickly grabbed out of my bag without checking very closely to see what else is on there
Them: Why is this full of Star Trek fan-fics?
Google Drive: Your account has been closed for crimes against CBS' Intellectual Property
*In the distance, sirens*
Me: I can explain *jumps out window*
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