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* Dolly Parton voice *

🎶 Gay gene, gay gene, gay gene, gay geeene!
I'm begging of you please don't take my man 🎶

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Dolly Parton is a geneticist now

She found the gay gene

It's coming for her man

@bgcarlisle A tangent: at the beginning of the pandemic, when we were encouraged to wash our hands for 20 seconds, I read that the chorus of Jolene lasts approximately 20 seconds. I still sing it sometimes when I’m de-germing. (My mother pointed out that it takes 20 seconds to say one Hail Mary.)

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