How to use a computer at a German research hospital 

Me: Hi Windows computer I'd like to—

Windows: You need to restart to apply updates

Me: Okay sure

Windows: *Restarts*

Me: Hi Windows—

Windows: Yeah you gotta restart again

Me: Sure whatever

Windows: *Restarts*

Me: Hi —

Windows: Ich spreche jetzt Deutsche, nicht Englisch

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