More slogans:

* Low (power consumption) and slow (at doing things)
* How much slower? All the way, baby
* It doesn't try to help!
* .txt file-compatible!

@zalandocalrissian @SuricrasiaOnline We're old friends!

@bgcarlisle

very good :)

@SuricrasiaOnline

@bgcarlisle could you just post the link to the indiegogo project already pls

@bgcarlisle

Here's one:

* Stuck? Fuck you. Turn it off and on, don't do that again.

@bgcarlisle
* That dimming of the lights every time you plug it in? That's a feature, yo!

@tewha No no

I don't want a bad computer

I just want one with less of the surprising and unnecessary parts of modern ones!

@bgcarlisle I was thinking high power consumption for some reason! Like it was powered by an overclocked 6502.

@tewha

@bgcarlisle I'm digging how this is precisely a Freewrite Traveller, while being the exact opposite of everything Freewrite is trying to do as a Brand™️

@bgcarlisle Buy up a bunch of AlphaSmarts, stick your logo on them and resell them as Typey Boys.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AlphaSmart

I had one of these things many years ago and it was great, although I could never get the files to properly transfer over to my PC.

@bgcarlisle I’d buy this

@Hiro Warning, this fantasy product runs:

Emacs and only Emacs

You can read and write non-formatted text files

Literally nothing else

@bgcarlisle Damn. Oh well I’ll code my own VIM with Emacs Lisp then! Should keep me entertained for a while, and without eye strain, I can go at it 24/7!! Great product!