Work email highlighted in red, marked as urgent, subject is:

Der Wasserspender ist wieder funktionstüchtig!

Me, who doesn't speak German:

Oh god what did I do

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@bgcarlisle Why is it urgent information that the water dispencer is functioning again?

@bgcarlisle ^^^ the last three years of my life -- one long cutpaste session on . Glad they fixed the water.

@bgcarlisle this clearly says the water spender is horny for functions again, though maybe I don’t speak German either and just assume it’s similar to Dutch.

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