~ In a board room giving a presentation to rich music company executives ~

Me: It's "Le Freak" by Chic, except after the opening line, it's just screaming and screaming for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

Them: Revolutionary.

~ Next slide ~

Me: It's "Mandante." Finally ABBA tunes ... for men

Them: My god you've done it again


~ Next slide ~

Me: And for the explicitly homophobic crowd

*Slide has muscle bros in Speedos*

🎵 These pearls are meant for clutchin' / And that's just what they'll do 🎵

Me: I ... haven't thought of the rest of it, but you get the drift

Them: *Standing ovation*

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