Who called it "public transit via light rail in Amsterdam"
And not
"The Amstertram"
@bgcarlisle Whoever it was is hereby Amsterdamned (?)
@bgcarlisle goes straight to your floor, no stops
@bgcarlisle wow how did I never think about that damn
@bgcarlisle the fact that it sticks your teeth together is a feature not a bug
@bgcarlisle first time in Brussels, I asked for mustard for my fries, to unbelieving eyes. (Quickly learnt andalouse sauce is the better option.)
@bgcarlisle The management likes your money.
@bgcarlisle also applies to any other kind of minority
@bgcarlisle I need a name, an address, and an academic conference/workshop nearby so I can go.
@bgcarlisle also holy crap that is the most Belgian entrance door ever
no frites in a cone
Bancotact sticker
bilingual FR/NL surveillance camera-law sign
(Hope you're enjoying it here!)
A lot of dicks
@bgcarlisle i want to eat the one with the purple streusels
Medium lewd I guess; it's a sex shop storefront
@bgcarlisle they could have made the manneken pis not piss on the rainbow flag though
Medium lewd I guess; it's a sex shop storefront
@talessio I think it was supposed to be pissing rainbows but then it fell?
@bgcarlisle Oooh I Love a good mocktail
@bgcarlisle true
@bgcarlisle the fountain spouts children
@bgcarlisle it's the Fountain of Fertility! 😇
@bgcarlisle reminds me of that vintage art of couples or lone women fending off storks who are trying to hand them babies
@ljwrites The struggle is real apparently??
@bgcarlisle always has been https://trixiefilms.tumblr.com/post/153824172229
@bgcarlisle oh no, mayonnaise only!
@bgcarlisle I think they would simply not comprehend why you would want to do that, nor have vinegar on hand to provide 🤔
@tobi You are correct
They did not, in fact, have vinegar
@bgcarlisle oh you did this for real? :D what did you settle for instead?
@tobi Ketchup alas
@bgcarlisle Ah yes, the delicious "cheese" snacks that have a composition so suspect that they might actually end up being unintentionally vegan
@bgcarlisle I call it a huge money pit that took forever and causes me nothing but trouble, but Amstertram is good too
@bgcarlisle Now I'm picturing hamsters on a small train.
@bgcarlisle I misremembered this post as "tramsterdam" and now I can't decide which is better.
Omg the drag queen bar is playing Dolly Parton