~ Computer security tips from the year 2035 ~

Never memorise the characters that comprise your password as this could be picked up by a nearby device with Facebook thought-to-text activated

Instead, focus on using muscle memory alone to hit the correct keys in the correct order


"What do you mean, you don't have thought-to-text activated? Lol what are you thinking about that you need that level of extreme privacy?"

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"Ohh ... do you mean that you have Google Thoughts? It put an ad in one of my daydreams once and that put me off a bit"

"It's not that, it's just that my subconscious screams constantly and it keeps typoing and messing up my FB messages"

@bgcarlisle 'To enable full functionality and for us to improve the user experience, please use the Facebook neural interface in read/write mode'.

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