"What do you mean, you don't have thought-to-text activated? Lol what are you thinking about that you need that level of extreme privacy?"
@bgcarlisle something criminal, clearly!
"It's not that, it's just that my subconscious screams constantly and it keeps typoing and messing up my FB messages"
@bgcarlisle Oh my God, the targeted ads....
@bgcarlisle 'To enable full functionality and for us to improve the user experience, please use the Facebook neural interface in read/write mode'.
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