~ Computer security tips from the year 2035 ~

Never memorise the characters that comprise your password as this could be picked up by a nearby device with Facebook thought-to-text activated

Instead, focus on using muscle memory alone to hit the correct keys in the correct order


"What do you mean, you don't have thought-to-text activated? Lol what are you thinking about that you need that level of extreme privacy?"

"Ohh ... do you mean that you have Google Thoughts? It put an ad in one of my daydreams once and that put me off a bit"

"It's not that, it's just that my subconscious screams constantly and it keeps typoing and messing up my FB messages"

@bgcarlisle This hurts. This is a sad pattern that keeps happening.

@bgcarlisle 'To enable full functionality and for us to improve the user experience, please use the Facebook neural interface in read/write mode'.

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