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Elon Musk denies that there was ever such a thing as the "Cybertruck," cites the use of "deepfake" software to generate video to the contrary

@ink_slinger Also, in a dance-off, it would require *less* suspension of disbelief in cases where the little guy ends up dominating tbh

Don't act like half the fight scenes aren't absolutely contrived either

Just do a string replace for "trial by combat" and insert "trial by dance-off"

The story makes just as much sense

And those montages that start with bare-hands push-ups in which the hero preps for the climactic battle scene?

Replace those with montages of them picking up some sick moves in like a dance studio or something

This post is brought to you by the "gets bored during long fight scenes" crew

Replace 👏 every 👏 fight-scene 👏 with 👏 an 👏 epic 👏 dance-off

Rene Auberjonois died :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Auberjonois

I appreciated that the plot-line with Bertha was resolved by a dance-off and not a fight

More movies need to incorporate this as a plot element

The weird faith that Luigi has in some disgusting mucous monster is probably the main thing that makes this all into a "bad movie" tbh

I also like to imagine this is what Aunt Petunia did with her life after she got tired of being with Dursley

I also love how you just *know* that sometime before the casting of the film, there was a conversation about how the Mario character wasn't attractive enough and so they needed a Luigi who fucks

I love how this movie establishes in-canon that Luigi's last name is Mario, just like his brother, Mario Mario

Turn that piano into a piayes

The part where the World Trade Center dissolves was one of many reasons why this movie could not have been made today