*Conversations that you can presumably overhear in the university purchasing office.*
Purchaser: Yes, I’m calling to order this year’s supply of toilet paper. What is your cheapest option?
Sales person: Well, we have the “Super-Budget 1-ply”, it’s made from recycled bath tissue!
Purchaser: Hmm, that sounds expensive. Do you have anything in a half-ply?
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