James P. Howard, II @k3jph@scholar.social

It is proven! I am howardjp on Keybase: https://keybase.io/howardjp/sigchain#e484875fcf477e2c2b49d9565af44b26d062ac4b4c300d4d27d45bab89cdaa5e0f

Running Clojure in Jupyter is as close as anyone in my generation will ever get to the Lisp Machine.

Blockchain still won't do your laundry, no matter what the slick salesdork says.

If seen from the ISS, a green laser pointer would look like a green star as bright as Sirius. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCQ2CbfGs6g

@C_Daetwyler Instruct the students to describe it as a Carnot engine. This isn't my bag, but I gave a lay explanation of it here. Have the students create an appropriate model that shows the mathematics of this.
https://jameshoward.us/2017/09/09/some-hurricane-science/

Prepare for Hurricane Florence like a Professional. https://jameshoward.us/2018/09/09/prepare-for-hurricane-florence-like-a-professional/

I am Spartacus. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/05/opinion/trump-white-house-anonymous-resistance.html

Overheard: "My freezer disappeared with the network again!"

I am not sure if this is a general IoT problem or some security issue. Maybe blockchain will help.

STOP THE PRESSES!

A student from several years back just emailed to say he fondly remembered a math problem I gave the class. I am going to buy a lottery ticket.

There's nothing on Earth more painful than watching people protest something they obviously know nothing about but which you are actually, and without hyperbole, one of the world's top-10 experts in the subject.

Who wants to chill with me at the Board of Appeals hearing tonight?

Overheard in the office: "Today is never my favorite deadline."

For the record, I just had no trouble pouring molasses. It went rather quickly, I'd say.

Because there's only one thing cooler than going to the Sun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adA1CosKY8g

I am pleased to announce that after two years of preparation, including building the facility (the s/o did that), we are hosting Maker Faire Downtown Columbia! If you are in the Baltimore-Washington area, get ready! And message me for details if you want to present! http://downtowncolumbia.makerfaire.com

@esther I love your anti-Soundex twitterbot. Soundex is vile.

I am a data scientist at the Johns Hopkins University. I work in a lot of different spaces, so I try not to narrow it down too much. You can learn more about me at https://jameshoward.us #introductions

Hello, everyone! Tell me this place is more civilized than Twitter.