Electron mines burn coal to find that super special prime. /
Bit and doge computed digits in the cloud throughout the night /
We hope the mighty blockchain will solve our money woes! /
Hail the alpha bro!

Metrics, metrics, segmentation!
Metrics, metrics, segmentations.
metrics, metrics, segmentations.
Hail the alpha bro!

I have read a fiery clickbait writ in burnished rows of bold; /
As ye deal with propaganda so with you my grace shall deal; /
Let the Dudebro born of Rand, crush our morals with his hiel. /
Damn ye, Overton!

Metrics, metrics, segmentation!
Metrics, metrics, segmentations.
metrics, metrics, segmentations.
Damn ye, Overton!

I have seen Ads in the side-bars of a thousand media sites, /
They have builded Them an altar in the masthead and the grafs; /
I can watch their righteous vid in the modal overlay. /
Mute that auto-play!

Metrics, metrics, segmentation!
Metrics, metrics, segmentations.
metrics, metrics, segmentations.
Mute that auto-play!

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the great engagement plan. /
It is written so vapid it would offend even the Lord. /
In a most ungodly manner, to create a wild uproar. /
Profit governs all!

Metrics, metrics, segmentation!
Metrics, metrics, segmentations.
metrics, metrics, segmentations.
Profit governs all!

ICIJ released the Paradise Papers today, and boy howdy is it big. 13.4 million papers (smaller than their Panama Papers release two years ago, but still).
icij.org/investigations/paradi

@connor SO BEAUTIFUL. Our conference was at fulsom field and wow.

“If you've already sent a letter, PLEASE copy & paste it to her email as well so the higher up admin get supportive letters too ❤️”

Just got more info about this. @mckellogs@twitter.com says “an admin you can email support too is Joanne Mitchell, Penn's Chief Diversity Officer, at joannm@upenn.edu.”

@alyx@witches.town Oregon already allows nonbinary gender markers on IDs, as of this summer, DC (the city) had introduced legislation, and rumors has it that Massachusetts has already updated their database and is waiting next year for the state legislature to pass it. it’s p exciting

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