broke: arranging your schedule so you only have to come to campus twice a week
woke: arranging your schedule so you have to come to campus every single morning, in an attempt to be "productive"
bespoke: no one has seen you in years. junior grad students doubt your existence. whenever you are spoken of, the fluorescent light over your cobwebbed desk space in the shared office flickers. on the department website, your name links to a page that clearly hasn't been updated since 2010.